Below the jump are 38 stories from the comment fic meme. The authors are mostly anonymous. The links go to the fills themselves, and I have included the prompt (or the relevant part of the prompt) as a summary. Ratings and pairings are various, and please bear in mind that this is a kink meme and fills will probably not be safe for work. (Though I tend not to like stuff that’s really out there. I’m very sheltered.)
- It practically gallops
I desperately want Sherlock and Mycroft to have a little brother.
- Calling Home
At some point Sherlock mentions that Mycroft is probably listening in on everyone he knows phone calls. Lestrad has been kidnapped by him several times so they’re on a little more than acquaintance terms.
Sherlock gives John the most drawn out and amazing fuck ever.
The cliche Punk <3s Teacher's Pet
- Creative Outlets
Five different hobbies John told Sherlock to try and how they worked out and one hobby Sherlock had John try
- Bad Romance
Jim/Molly. He encourages her to top so she can reclaim a sense of control in the relationship.
Girl!Sherlock doesn't believe in wearing bras. IT'S FUCKING DISTRACTING.
- A something kind of love
John has always been gay. Sherlock has always been a woman.
- Next Time
John and Sherlock have sex for the first time. John doesn't realize Sherlock is a virgin and is a bit blinded by his lust and slightly careless with prep/foreplay, and Sherlock just can't handle all the new and conflicting sensations and thoughts.
- Untitled Doctor Who crossover
Sherlock goes coat shopping and runs into Matt Smith.
Sherlock calls sex making love
John is drop dead exhausted and comes home to find Sherlock hopped up on some new designer drug that heightens libido and lowers inhibitions.
- art fill
"He's a doctor, so his punches make you feel better. He once punched Sherlock out of a coma.
- Who is Ann Croft?
An anonymous writer adapts John's blog entries into a novel and the book becomes a best seller. But it's not just a detective novel, its a gay romance detective novel.
A baby gets dumped on the doorstep that is so unmistakably Sherlock's (Those eyes! That hair! Those curls are practically feral.) that it's an undeniable truth.
After a night of sex whoever tops sucks their come out of the other.
"It's ridiculous to attempt sleep when the weather is this loud."
- The Little Doctor John
John is Little Red Hen, Sherlock the other animals. Or Mycroft and Moriarty could be one of the animals too
- The Undiscovered Molly
Sherlock/Molly — "the discovery of legs and breasts and, well, she does look lovely when she's naked (despite, of course, the clumsiness)"
Sherlock/John Thumb Sucking!
Really rough and completely consensual Sherlock/John sex, Sherlock topping.
- A Cherry on Top
"Would you like coffee?" is Molly and Sherlock's code for sex.
I WANT SHERLOCK IN LEATHER PANTS WITH GLITTER IN HIS HAIR
Sherlock hires a prostitute to sleep with John (who doesn't know what her job is), who after the act comes to Sherlock and does to him what John did to her.
When Sherlock and John have sex for the first time, John thinks it's a hate fuck, because he doesn't know Sherlock that well yet and after all he's insulting John all the time. So John tries to tell himself that he hates Sherlock back, until with time he realizes he's being a fool and that Sherlock is just very bad at showing that he likes someone.
- Mutuality of Parentage
The reason for Sherlock's and Mycroft's rivalry holds more surprises than John can handle.
- Brilliant and Commonplace
If someone could write me anything involving transgenderism/gender ambiguity/etc., I'd ? them forever.
I want In-love-with-Sherlock-Lestrade pining/reflecting on Sherlock and John's relationship and how jealous he is of John.
Sherlock speaks French during sex.
- One comes along
Sherlock: You need me. Lestrade: God help me, but I do.
- keep me close
How about some wake-up sex?
- The Veteran's Dinner
Watson in uniform (Could be ceremonial or just normal fatigues) all uncomfortable and fidgety and self-conscious cause it's the first time he's worn it since he's been in the service/shot.
- Breathing's Boring
The adrenalin wears off as John and Sherlock walk to the Chinese and Sherlock begins to react/relaspe to the drug that the Taxi driver gave him to make him pass out (allergic reaction… anything, I don't really mind, make him as sick as you like.)
- blood from a stone
A witch that Sherlock pissed off puts a curse on him, so that he empathizes heavily with the person standing closest.
John gets roped into a hospital charity function, and they put him into the kiss-for-a-pound booth. John is frustrated because "Nobody's going to want to kiss me, and I won't make any money for the charity and get humiliated on top", but also "Oh God, what if someone does want a kiss".
Sherlock falls in love with John through John's cooking.
Possessive/BAMF!John keeping Sherlock "in line" somehow. Whether it be kissing him reallyfuckinghard in front of the police crew, or being excessively dominant during sex, or SOMETHING.
Sherlock is fascinated by the idea of being bruised, so he starts experimenting with bruising himself — hitting his wrists/hips against objects, sucking on his skin, etc. John eventually catches on, and instead of getting upset with Sherlock, goes about trying to help him, giving him ice packs and such. And of course, this eventually leads to John volunteering to bruise Sherlock himself, if he wants it so much (or Sherlock just straight-up asking John, that works too).