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Notes: 200 words. I was poking around the official site and felt inspired. Written for ‘s Exposure challange.
Summary: Jack loves instant messaging.
INSTANT MESSENGER TRANSCRIPT
Jack: I am very tempted to send everyone home right now and have a private game of Find the Stopwatch.
Jack: Strip the suit off and just go to town. Why'd you have to wear the blue today?
Jack: Tell me I'm not alone in this.
Jack: A hint?
Jack: An acronym?
Jack: A diagram?
Jack: A pity ping?
Gwen: I think you have the wrong person, Jack.
Jack: GWEN! Have any plans for tonight?
Gwen: Nice try, Harkness.
Gwen: I KNEW IT. I KNEW YOU TWO WERE SHAGGING.
Jack: You're imagining things.
Gwen: "hide the stopwatch"?
Jack: It's a training exercise. He hides it and I find it.
Jack: In the archives.
Gwen: He does look good in blue. Can't blame you for that.
Jack: . . . I'll leave the bribery money in the girls' toilet in the tank of the third stall.
Gwen: Oh, Jack, no need for bribery.
Gwen: Just send us home early tonight.
Jack: That's very kind of you.
Gwen: And tomorrow night.
Gwen: And the night after that.
Jack: Evil woman.
Jack: I can hear you laughing.
Gwen: Have fun tonight! Tell Ianto I said hello.